{"id":2920,"date":"2014-01-12T11:56:56","date_gmt":"2014-01-12T11:56:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scholastiquemukasonga.net\/home\/?p=2920"},"modified":"2014-01-12T11:56:56","modified_gmt":"2014-01-12T11:56:56","slug":"sur-canal-a-mourir-de-rire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scholastiquemukasonga.net\/fr\/sur-canal-a-mourir-de-rire\/","title":{"rendered":"CANAL+:  A MOURIR DE RIRE"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/www.scholastiquemukasonga.net\/home\/liberation-scholastique-mukasonga-29-juin-2008\/liberation-logo\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-182\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.scholastiquemukasonga.net\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/liberation-logo.gif\" alt=\"\" title=\"liberation-logo\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-182\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Ah ce qu\u2019on allait rire ! C\u2019\u00e9tait sur Canal +, vendredi 20 d\u00e9cembre. \u00c7a s\u2019appelait le D\u00e9barquement. Tous ceux qui font rire \u00e9taient l\u00e0. Le grand soir du rire. Tous les rieurs qui avaient pay\u00e9 leur abonnement \u00e9taient, dans leur canap\u00e9, bien d\u00e9cid\u00e9s \u00e0 mourir de rire. Alors a-t-on de quoi rire ? Voyons, voyons : pourquoi pas un g\u00e9nocide ? C\u2019est ce qui fait encore le plus rire en ces temps de d\u00e9prime. Pour la Shoah, c\u2019est trop tard, il y a quelqu\u2019un qui s\u2019y colle. Heureusement, il reste le Rwanda. C\u2019est loin le Rwanda, c\u2019est en Afrique, un petit g\u00e9nocide, tout juste un petit million de morts.<\/p>\n<p>Mais attention, chers t\u00e9l\u00e9spectateurs, ne croyez pas que sur Canal + on ose se moquer d\u2019un g\u00e9nocide m\u00eame africain. Vous n\u2019y \u00eates pas. On se moque gentiment d\u2019une de ces \u00e9missions o\u00f9 une vedette ou assimil\u00e9e comme telle va passer un week-end chez les sauvages, des primitifs, quoi ! des peuples premiers si vous pr\u00e9f\u00e9rez ! La vedette ou son \u00e9quivalent habite leurs cases inhabitables,mange leur nourriture immangeable\u2026 A la fin, les sauvages sont devenus bien sympathiques et la vedette bien courageuse\u2026<\/p>\n<p>Alors le Rwanda, c\u2019est parfait : il y a des sauvages et en plus ils ont un g\u00e9nocide. Ce qu\u2019on va rire ! Il y a celui qui joue le r\u00f4le du Tutsi, un n\u00e8gre d\u00e9complex\u00e9, et puis il y a la mal bouffe \u00abugari\u00bb (ubugari, je suppose). \u00abC\u2019est pas du Hutu, j\u2019esp\u00e8re !\u00bb s\u2019\u00e9crie un des personnages du sketch. Oh la bonne vanne. Parce qu\u2019il y a des Hutus au Rwanda? Hutu\/Tutsi, Tutsi\/Hutu, va savoir qui a tu\u00e9 qui ?<\/p>\n<p>Un g\u00e9nocide, en plus, \u00e7a fait des orphelins, c\u2019est normal ; mais les orphelins qu\u2019on vous pr\u00e9sente ne sont pas assez orphelins. \u00abQuel bordel ce pays\u00bb, s\u2019\u00e9crie finement la dame adoptante. Et pour finir, le d\u00e9tail qui fait vrai : on se dit au revoir dans la langue locale, m\u00eame si c\u2019est la langue locale du pays d\u2019\u00e0 c\u00f4t\u00e9. \u00c7a ne fait rien, c\u2019est l\u2019Afrique ! On s\u2019est tordu de rire sur les canap\u00e9s des t\u00e9l\u00e9spectateurs. Impensable : l\u2019innocence tranquille du racisme ordinaire a envahi jusqu\u2019\u00e0 Canal +. Cela ne semble g\u00eaner personne, comme ce qui se passait au Rwanda au printemps 1994. Moi, ce sketch m\u2019a indign\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p>Chez moi, au Rwanda, on travaille \u00e0 la r\u00e9conciliation, c\u2019est difficile mais on y arrivera. Nous, les Rwandais, on ne rira jamais du g\u00e9nocide. D\u00e9cid\u00e9ment, nous n\u2019avons aucun sens de l\u2019humour !<\/p>\n<p>Dans trois mois, on comm\u00e9morera le vingti\u00e8me anniversaire du g\u00e9nocide des Tutsis au Rwanda. Canal + a pris de l\u2019avance : il en a m\u00eame compos\u00e9 la chanson :<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">Fais dodo, Colin mon p&rsquo;tit fr\u00e8re<br \/>\ncar les autres sont morts<br \/>\n(rires dans la salle)<br \/>\nmaman est en haut<br \/>\ncoup\u00e9 en morceaux<br \/>\n(rire dans la salle)<br \/>\npapa est en bas<br \/>\nil lui manque les bras<br \/>\n(rires, applaudissements)<\/div>\n<p>Les g\u00e9nocidaires se sentent r\u00e9confort\u00e9s. Ils ont leur hymne, ils le reprendront en choeur.<\/p>\n<p>                                               Scholastique Mukasonga<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ah ce qu\u2019on allait rire ! C\u2019\u00e9tait sur Canal +, vendredi 20 d\u00e9cembre. \u00c7a s\u2019appelait le D\u00e9barquement. Tous ceux qui font rire \u00e9taient l\u00e0. Le grand soir du rire. Tous les rieurs qui avaient pay\u00e9 leur abonnement \u00e9taient, dans leur canap\u00e9, bien d\u00e9cid\u00e9s \u00e0 mourir de rire. Alors a-t-on de quoi rire ? Voyons, voyons<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2929,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,10],"tags":[80,126,176,255,326,359,400],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v21.7 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/wordpress\/plugins\/seo\/ -->\n<title>CANAL+: A MOURIR DE RIRE - Scholastique Mukasonga - \u00e9crivaine rwandaise<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/scholastiquemukasonga.net\/fr\/sur-canal-a-mourir-de-rire\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"fr_FR\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CANAL+: A MOURIR DE RIRE - Scholastique Mukasonga - \u00e9crivaine rwandaise\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Ah ce qu\u2019on allait rire ! 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